Wednesday, February 13, 2008

HGH Works!

As the photograph here indicates, there's a fair amount of evidence that Debbie Clemens' HGH usage helped her to a more attractive swim suit photo shoot. More impressive, however, is her husband's Miller Lite and HGH enhanced "equipment", which seems to be too big for her to handle.

The Congressional hearings were quite theatric, with Clemens morphing Jethro Bodine, using words he invented like "luded" (as in "I luded to Debbie using the HGH earlier") and misremembered (as in anybody who thought he talked about using performance enhancing drugs must've "misremembered").

In other sports-related political news, Charles Barkley made headlines by speaking his mind, and the truth:

Okay, back to beer.