The Final Four

The race for the U. S. presidency seems to be down to 4 candidates. There's much less pressure this time, knowing that any candidate even mentioned will be a significant upgrade of the current disaster. Check out the story: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080130/ap_on_el_pr/campaign_rdp


Here's the bigger question. Which local beer would each of the remaining candidates opt for?

Hillary: An Allagash Curieux, which she'd slip to Bill in an attempt to get him drunk. That in an attempt to get lucky for the first time in years.

Romney: Poland Spring Water, which he'd try to pass off as Vodka. But we'd know better. He's still a Mormon Masshole but he looks better every second now that it appears McCain will get the nomination.

McCain: Redhook ESB, brewed by the Anheuser-Busch owned Redhook brewery in close by New Hampshire. Since McCain's wife inherieted the diistribution rights of Anheuser-Busch in Arizona, he's never had to hold a private sector job. Helps explain his goofy but true quote, "I don't know anything about the economy."

Obama: Shipyard Export, which straddles the micro/macro brew line and is, in effect, neither. It's also neither light nor dark. Wide appeal, smart, successful. Not devisive, a uniter.