Longtime Yankee Roger Clemens was in the news this week. A close personal friend of Dubya's, Clemens, who currently faces overwhelming evidence of long term illegal drug abuse, was this week forced to deny published allegations of extra-marital affairs that included sex with at least one child. The women involved, Mindy McCready, a country singer and convicted Methamphetamine user, and Paula Daly, the ex-wife of professional athlete John Daly, both acknowledged having had sex with the former fireballer. Ms. McCready was fifteen years old when the relationship began. Clemens, the accused pedophile and close personal friend of Dubya, claims that the one-on-one meetings with the child in his hotel room were a result of friendship and there was no statutory rape. The alleged pedophile and close personal friend of Dubya who retains ties with the Yankees also claims that the time spent one-on-one in his hotel room with Ms. Daly was strictly platonic.
The tie-in with bad beer? Both Clemens and Daly admit to extensive use of Miller Lite (pictured here with Clemens' other drug paraphernalia) before moving on to harder drugs. Neither of the women involved deny using the beer-like substance.
Stay away from bad beer!
25 point trivia question: can you match the photos with the celebrities described above?
2 comments:
Kudos for your responsible journalism in not showing a picture of the exploited child, McREady. There's big John, hauling a keg of Miller Lite under his shirt, and Roger, with his keg-shaped head. Looks like Mrs. Daly got in a bar fight, maybe it was Mrs. Clemens's stilleto-like nose that caused the nasty gash.
So bad beer is a gateway drug to more dangerous and illegal activities?
Conversely, good beer seems to only be a gateway to more good beer -- in moderation -- though more research is indicated.
oh that's bad.so what will happen now..but you know miller is one of my favorite beer..
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