It's Halloween and although I have a brilliant costume (pictured here), inspired by my Scottish and Aroostock County ancestry, I won't be going to any party this year. Why? I'm down with a horrible man cold.
The source of the dreaded man cold? The severe and inhumane dietary restrictions put in place by my dietitian.
Specifically, with my body depleted of the essential vitamins and minerals found in ale I became susceptible to airborne illness. To make matters worse, I faced a horrific medical procedure. Sure enough, by the time my tooth cleaning and polishing was finished (thank the gods it wasn't an X-ray year!), I had a full on man cold, and I've been down with it ever since.
Be careful out there!
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"Man has to suffer. When he has no real afflictions, he invents some."
-Jose Marti
Obviously Mr. Marti never caught a man cold, no one needs this level of suffering.
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